Fuel Frugal T-Shirts

Gas prices

'What do you need bud? Crack, speed, smack, gas.'

"Several industrial plants are having to close because energy costs are outstripping revenues and because employees can no longer afford to drive to work at gas prices of five euros a liter..."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

Natural gas

'It's a hybrid.'

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning a SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

"Suzie, c'mon - doesn't matter where we're going - dad says gas prices are down and we have to go somewhere now."

'I can lend 100% on the new car, but only 70% on the tank of gas.'

'It's a simple case of supply and demand. We demand, you supply!'

'Kiss me twice! I got the raise and 36 MPG, highway!'

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

"Unclean demon, in the name of the saint I command you to leave the spirit of this man and to take from him his unholy desire to drive an SUV!"

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

'Did I mention the gas mileage?!'

Price of crude oil rockets!

'This model gets great gas mileage but is recommended only for the very agile driver.'

"Fifty miles to the gallon. Sixty, if you get out and push."

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

Project Supreme Fuel Efficiency

'Imagine how much we're saving on gas.'

The Good News...

Gasoline is the devil and it's treading on the world.

Gas Guzzlers Will Be Blown Up In This Town - Drive Carefully.

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

'Now if everyone in Britain drove a car like that, we could save our planet!'

'With petrol prices so high these days, Master is riding his bicycle a lot: Not many car rides for us...'

Gas price rollercoaster.

"OPEC tighten the screws. the Larned A. Corys are ready."

"What fuel do you use?" "You'll never guess!"

Farm Fresh - last chance before we switch to biofuel crops.

Gas prices out of reach.