Fuel Frugal Gifts

Gas prices

'What do you need bud? Crack, speed, smack, gas.'

"Several industrial plants are having to close because energy costs are outstripping revenues and because employees can no longer afford to drive to work at gas prices of five euros a liter..."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

Natural gas

'It's a hybrid.'

With their sales slumping due to high gas prices, many RVs are being converted...

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning a SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

'I can lend 100% on the new car, but only 70% on the tank of gas.'

"Suzie, c'mon - doesn't matter where we're going - dad says gas prices are down and we have to go somewhere now."

'It's a simple case of supply and demand. We demand, you supply!'

"Unclean demon, in the name of the saint I command you to leave the spirit of this man and to take from him his unholy desire to drive an SUV!"

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

Oil man gets oil for his car directly from oil well.

'Kiss me twice! I got the raise and 36 MPG, highway!'

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

'Did I mention the gas mileage?!'

Price of crude oil rockets!

'This model gets great gas mileage but is recommended only for the very agile driver.'

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

"Fifty miles to the gallon. Sixty, if you get out and push."

Project Supreme Fuel Efficiency

Gas price rollercoaster.

Gasoline is the devil and it's treading on the world.

"OPEC tighten the screws. the Larned A. Corys are ready."

Gas Guzzlers Will Be Blown Up In This Town - Drive Carefully.

'Imagine how much we're saving on gas.'

The Good News...

'Now if everyone in Britain drove a car like that, we could save our planet!'

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

'With petrol prices so high these days, Master is riding his bicycle a lot: Not many car rides for us...'