Fuel Frugalist Gifts

Why the modern day 'Prodigal Son' won't get far.

Fuel prices go up.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

US Energy Needs.

Cheapskate Cruises

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Natural gas

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

With their sales slumping due to high gas prices, many RVs are being converted...

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning a SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

Gas prices up.

'Two can't live as cheaply as one, but we will get double - occupancy rates when we travel'

'Do you have poop points?'

"If I promise to come back serval times, can I get the group rate?"

"Unclean demon, in the name of the saint I command you to leave the spirit of this man and to take from him his unholy desire to drive an SUV!"

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

Gas price rollercoaster.

Leaded and Unleaded Petrol.

Gasoline is the devil and it's treading on the world.

Diesel Prices

Oil Profits

"What fuel do you use?" "You'll never guess!"

Gas: We proudly sell only American drilled petroleum products.

Car Pools.

"... I slow for petrol"

"Several industrial plants are having to close because energy costs are outstripping revenues and because employees can no longer afford to drive to work at gas prices of five euros a liter..."

Grades of booze

'Pain at the pump; is really painful....even when not at the pump!'

It really bugs you when some other business is cheaper than you. Not cheaper, more efficient. This nation is build on competition. Investors put their money into the most efficient business. If airlines can charge captive passengers for coffee and water and pillows, they've set a new standard. The floodgates are open. Hence you celebration hat. I stole it from a little kid.

'Unleaded essential users only, police, fire, rubber dingy salesmen'

Bank Loans - 'We were looking to buy a tank of petrol.'

'It's a hybrid.'

'This one has a tiny amount of unleaded petrol in it.'