Frugal Fueler Gifts

fuel price hike

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Cheapskate Cruises

Natural gas

'It's a hybrid.'

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning a SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

Gas prices up.

'I can lend 100% on the new car, but only 70% on the tank of gas.'

"Suzie, c'mon - doesn't matter where we're going - dad says gas prices are down and we have to go somewhere now."

'Two can't live as cheaply as one, but we will get double - occupancy rates when we travel'

'Do you have poop points?'

'It's a simple case of supply and demand. We demand, you supply!'

"If I promise to come back serval times, can I get the group rate?"

'I may be 40 years old, but I have the student debt of a 20 year old.'

'Kiss me twice! I got the raise and 36 MPG, highway!'

Oil man gets oil for his car directly from oil well.

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

"Unclean demon, in the name of the saint I command you to leave the spirit of this man and to take from him his unholy desire to drive an SUV!"

'Did I mention the gas mileage?!'

Price of crude oil rockets!

'This model gets great gas mileage but is recommended only for the very agile driver.'

Project Supreme Fuel Efficiency

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

"Fifty miles to the gallon. Sixty, if you get out and push."

'Now if everyone in Britain drove a car like that, we could save our planet!'

Leaded and Unleaded Petrol.

"OPEC tighten the screws. the Larned A. Corys are ready."

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

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