Fuel Frugal Person Gifts

'We're looking to buy a tank of petrol.'

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

US Energy Needs.

Cheapskate Cruises

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Natural gas

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

"What do you mean 'upgrade' the server? The old one works just fine."

With their sales slumping due to high gas prices, many RVs are being converted...

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning a SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

'Two can't live as cheaply as one, but we will get double - occupancy rates when we travel'

"If I promise to come back serval times, can I get the group rate?"

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

"Unclean demon, in the name of the saint I command you to leave the spirit of this man and to take from him his unholy desire to drive an SUV!"

Gasoline is the devil and it's treading on the world.

Diesel Prices

"What fuel do you use?" "You'll never guess!"

Car Pools.

It really bugs you when some other business is cheaper than you. Not cheaper, more efficient. This nation is build on competition. Investors put their money into the most efficient business. If airlines can charge captive passengers for coffee and water and pillows, they've set a new standard. The floodgates are open. Hence you celebration hat. I stole it from a little kid.

'Pain at the pump; is really painful....even when not at the pump!'

"Several industrial plants are having to close because energy costs are outstripping revenues and because employees can no longer afford to drive to work at gas prices of five euros a liter..."

Small Loans For SUV Fuel

"... I slow for petrol"

'It's a hybrid.'

Bank Loans - 'We were looking to buy a tank of petrol.'

Charity for Petrol.

Fossil fuels, Dinosaur horrified to discover petrol station attendant pouring petrol from his tail

Fuel prices go up.

Courteous Self-Service.

"I sold my car $1500 last week! It's actually worth only $750! The guy understood! I'd just filled it up with gas!"

Really Cheap Hotels.

Fuel Costs

Gas prices

The year 2015. . .Gas: $2.99 a pint.

Excess Baggage: Check the prices of the items in the hotel mini-bar before treating yourself to a feast.