Fuel Thrifty Gifts

Gas Pump Robbery

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

'It's a hybrid.'

With their sales slumping due to high gas prices, many RVs are being converted...

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning a SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

"Suzie, c'mon - doesn't matter where we're going - dad says gas prices are down and we have to go somewhere now."

'I can lend 100% on the new car, but only 70% on the tank of gas.'

"How much if I pedal?"

'It's a simple case of supply and demand. We demand, you supply!'

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

Oil man gets oil for his car directly from oil well.

'Our financial adviser urges us to take a hiking vacation this summer.'

'Kiss me twice! I got the raise and 36 MPG, highway!'

"Unclean demon, in the name of the saint I command you to leave the spirit of this man and to take from him his unholy desire to drive an SUV!"

'Did I mention the gas mileage?!'

Price of crude oil rockets!

'This model gets great gas mileage but is recommended only for the very agile driver.'

"Fifty miles to the gallon. Sixty, if you get out and push."

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

Project Supreme Fuel Efficiency

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

The Good News...

City Taxi Co. Now offering no-frills service.

"OPEC tighten the screws. the Larned A. Corys are ready."

Gas Guzzlers Will Be Blown Up In This Town - Drive Carefully.

Gas price rollercoaster.

'With petrol prices so high these days, Master is riding his bicycle a lot: Not many car rides for us...'

Gasoline is the devil and it's treading on the world.

'Now if everyone in Britain drove a car like that, we could save our planet!'

'Imagine how much we're saving on gas.'