Fuel Thrifty Pillows

Gas Pump Robbery

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

'It's a hybrid.'

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning a SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

'I can lend 100% on the new car, but only 70% on the tank of gas.'

"Suzie, c'mon - doesn't matter where we're going - dad says gas prices are down and we have to go somewhere now."

"How much if I pedal?"

'It's a simple case of supply and demand. We demand, you supply!'

"Unclean demon, in the name of the saint I command you to leave the spirit of this man and to take from him his unholy desire to drive an SUV!"

'Our financial adviser urges us to take a hiking vacation this summer.'

'Kiss me twice! I got the raise and 36 MPG, highway!'

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

'Did I mention the gas mileage?!'

Price of crude oil rockets!

'This model gets great gas mileage but is recommended only for the very agile driver.'

Project Supreme Fuel Efficiency

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

"Fifty miles to the gallon. Sixty, if you get out and push."

'Now if everyone in Britain drove a car like that, we could save our planet!'

'Imagine how much we're saving on gas.'

'With petrol prices so high these days, Master is riding his bicycle a lot: Not many car rides for us...'

Gas price rollercoaster.

Gasoline is the devil and it's treading on the world.

The Good News...

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

"OPEC tighten the screws. the Larned A. Corys are ready."

Gas Guzzlers Will Be Blown Up In This Town - Drive Carefully.

Farm Fresh - last chance before we switch to biofuel crops.