"I need my car to get to work but I can't afford gas anymore. . ."
Fuel Frugality Enthusiast Pillows
Bring comfort and a message of efficiency to their space. Our fuel frugality pillows feature clever designs and slogans that celebrate the joy of saving fuel and money at home.
GAS PRICES AT PUMP
"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."
"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"
US Energy Needs.
GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.
Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.
Natural gas
"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."
'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'
I think I can...
"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."
"We're not certain why they disappeared, but archeologists speculate that it may have had something to do with their size."
'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning a SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'
"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."
Short Memories
Gas prices up.
May or May not be Hazardous Material...
'Do you have poop points?'
"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"
Used Cars. Think of it this way --- As things fall off, the miles per gallon go up!
The New Modern-Day Lament.
Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'
"Unclean demon, in the name of the saint I command you to leave the spirit of this man and to take from him his unholy desire to drive an SUV!"
Men looking at oil rig - "Are they supposed to take off like that?"
"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."
'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning an SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'
Sports futility vehicles
Leaded and Unleaded Petrol.
"No, I don't have one that runs on Ramen Noodles."
Pot of Gold...
"U.S. Imports of foreign fuel are down, Putin's angry rhetoric is up, U.S. gas prices are up, Russian fuel exports are down. . ."
Recycling chip fat.
"It means a chieftain tank of petrol."
"It can also run on recycled cooking oil, but you have to be careful, as it has a severe peanut allergy."
Fuel Frugality Enthusiast Pillows Collection
Fuel Frugality Enthusiast Mugs
Explore our range of mugs celebrating fuel frugality—perfect for eco-conscious coffee lovers who appreciate humor and savings daily.
Fuel Frugality Enthusiast Prints
Find inspiring prints for the eco-conscious—perfect for decorating a space that celebrates fuel efficiency and sustainable living.
Fuel Frugality Enthusiast T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts designed for fuel savers—stylish and witty, they make a great statement for anyone passionate about eco-friendly driving.