Fuel Frugality Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I need my car to get to work but I can't afford gas anymore. . ."

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

US Energy Needs.

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Natural gas

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

I think I can...

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

"We're not certain why they disappeared, but archeologists speculate that it may have had something to do with their size."

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning a SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

Gas prices up.

Short Memories

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

'Do you have poop points?'

The New Modern-Day Lament.

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

"Unclean demon, in the name of the saint I command you to leave the spirit of this man and to take from him his unholy desire to drive an SUV!"

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

Men looking at oil rig - "Are they supposed to take off like that?"

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

Pot of Gold...

Recycling chip fat.

Oil Profits

EPA Gas Mileage Tests

"U.S. Imports of foreign fuel are down, Putin's angry rhetoric is up, U.S. gas prices are up, Russian fuel exports are down. . ."

Sports futility vehicles

Leaded and Unleaded Petrol.

Gasoline is the devil and it's treading on the world.

"It can also run on recycled cooking oil, but you have to be careful, as it has a severe peanut allergy."

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning an SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'