Fuel Frugal Person T-Shirts

'We're looking to buy a tank of petrol.'

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

Cheapskate Cruises

US Energy Needs.

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Natural gas

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

"What do you mean 'upgrade' the server? The old one works just fine."

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning a SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

'Two can't live as cheaply as one, but we will get double - occupancy rates when we travel'

"If I promise to come back serval times, can I get the group rate?"

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

"Unclean demon, in the name of the saint I command you to leave the spirit of this man and to take from him his unholy desire to drive an SUV!"

Diesel Prices

Gasoline is the devil and it's treading on the world.

"What fuel do you use?" "You'll never guess!"

Car Pools.

"... I slow for petrol"

Small Loans For SUV Fuel

'Pain at the pump; is really painful....even when not at the pump!'

"Several industrial plants are having to close because energy costs are outstripping revenues and because employees can no longer afford to drive to work at gas prices of five euros a liter..."

Bank Loans - 'We were looking to buy a tank of petrol.'

'It's a hybrid.'

"I sold my car $1500 last week! It's actually worth only $750! The guy understood! I'd just filled it up with gas!"

Fuel Costs

Excess Baggage: Check the prices of the items in the hotel mini-bar before treating yourself to a feast.

Fuel prices go up.

Back to coal

Fossil fuels, Dinosaur horrified to discover petrol station attendant pouring petrol from his tail

Gas prices

Courteous Self-Service.

Really Cheap Hotels.

Charity for Petrol.

The year 2015. . .Gas: $2.99 a pint.