Fuel Frugality Fanatics T-Shirts

"Stick 'em up!"

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

Snake in the grass...

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

I love my motor.

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

"We're not certain why they disappeared, but archeologists speculate that it may have had something to do with their size."

I think I can...

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning a SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Jewellers - Show her you love her.

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

"Unclean demon, in the name of the saint I command you to leave the spirit of this man and to take from him his unholy desire to drive an SUV!"

'Regular' and 'Fabulous' Gasoline

Fat Reduction Clinic.

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

"We'd better NOT fill up on Earth - I've heard it's very expensive!"

'I'd bet that with that race engine, you could beat anybody to the neighborhood grocery store.'

Used Cars. Think of it this way --- As things fall off, the miles per gallon go up!

Behind closed doors at the extremely complicated job of determining gas prices.

Oil tanker and refinery.

Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads

"What - 20 liters of gasoline for me?? Honey, you're crazy! That's way too expensive! A diamond necklace would have been quite enough!"

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning an SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

EPA Gas Mileage Tests

Huge capitalist man gulping down barrels of oil

'They don't seem to appreciate that we've added 30% ethanol to the oil.'

"No, I don't have one that runs on Ramen Noodles."