Fuel Frugality Fans Gifts

Shall I cough on your tires while I'm at it?

'I have carpal tunnel syndrome from raising it.'

"I sold my car $1500 last week! It's actually worth only $750! The guy understood! I'd just filled it up with gas!"

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

'The sick economy isn't why J.B.has cut back on spending. He always was a tightwad.'

"Years of penny-pinching really paid off. The price of copper just went up again."

'How many miles to the gallon?'

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

"That's too big a pill for me to swallow, Harold!"

"He can afford a bigger cage. His old tax forms line the bottom."

"We're not certain why they disappeared, but archeologists speculate that it may have had something to do with their size."

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning a SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

"Do you have a dollar menu?"

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

"He was right about saving that box. It did come in handy."

"Unclean demon, in the name of the saint I command you to leave the spirit of this man and to take from him his unholy desire to drive an SUV!"

'Remember, Henderson - A penny saved is a departmental oversight.'

"We'd better NOT fill up on Earth - I've heard it's very expensive!"

Today, it's chic to be cheap.

'I asked my doc for a diet plan and it works great - thanks to his usurious bills, I can't afford a car or taxis and that's why I'm losing weight by walking!'

Gasoline is the devil and it's treading on the world.

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning an SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

'Petrol-head trilobite dreams of his future.'

'This one get 40 miles per gallon.'

Scrooge and his piggy bank

"Why can't we have a proper stairlift?"

'Pain at the pump; is really painful....even when not at the pump!'

"Several industrial plants are having to close because energy costs are outstripping revenues and because employees can no longer afford to drive to work at gas prices of five euros a liter..."

'Chapter one. Don't waste your money. Don't buy useless crap like this stupid book'.

"No, that's not a typo. This baby actually gets eight gallons per mile."

'Green technology?'

Petrol.

'Well, son, the bad news is that one day you'll become fuel to power cars. But the good news is you'll go for $5 a gallon!'

Bank Loans - 'We were looking to buy a tank of petrol.'

Phil would try anything to avoid paying hefty airport parking fees.