Fuel Frugalista Gifts

Hot Water

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

US Energy Needs.

Bio Fuels.

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Natural gas

'Withdrawal symptoms.'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning a SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

Gas prices up.

'Do you have poop points?'

"Unclean demon, in the name of the saint I command you to leave the spirit of this man and to take from him his unholy desire to drive an SUV!"

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

"Fifty grand in hair products, Rapunzel? You're killing me!"

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

Leaded and Unleaded Petrol.

Gas price rollercoaster.

I've got to make an offering to the cheapskate muse. What's that got to do with me? You understand women. What could I do to bring back my goddess of inspiration? That's nice. What's nice? Goddess of inspiration. You mind if I use that line on this hottie I met when I was trolling for broads at the bus station? This is not helping! No, it is. Don't sell yourself short. HOJ.

Diesel Prices

Oil Profits

"What fuel do you use?" "You'll never guess!"

Gas: We proudly sell only American drilled petroleum products.

'Pain at the pump; is really painful....even when not at the pump!'

"Several industrial plants are having to close because energy costs are outstripping revenues and because employees can no longer afford to drive to work at gas prices of five euros a liter..."

Grades of booze

"... I slow for petrol"

'I'll only have one pack of nicotene patches this week. My mate's supposed to be getting me some cheaper ones from abroad.'

'Unleaded essential users only, police, fire, rubber dingy salesmen'

'Ask for a glass from the largest bottle. You'll get more that way.'

Thrift: Sew your mouth shut before going to a restaurant.

'I'm banking on gas prices going up this summer.'

'Six gallons of ethanol, three of it corn, two of it sugar cane and the rest cellulosic biomass.'

'It's a hybrid.'

'This one has a tiny amount of unleaded petrol in it.'