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GAS PRICES AT PUMP

US Energy Needs.

Bio Fuels.

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Natural gas

'Withdrawal symptoms.'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning a SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

Gas prices up.

'Do you have poop points?'

"Unclean demon, in the name of the saint I command you to leave the spirit of this man and to take from him his unholy desire to drive an SUV!"

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

Diesel Prices

Gas price rollercoaster.

Oil Profits

Leaded and Unleaded Petrol.

"What fuel do you use?" "You'll never guess!"

Gas: We proudly sell only American drilled petroleum products.

"... I slow for petrol"

Thrift: Sew your mouth shut before going to a restaurant.

'Unleaded essential users only, police, fire, rubber dingy salesmen'

'Pain at the pump; is really painful....even when not at the pump!'

'Ask for a glass from the largest bottle. You'll get more that way.'

Grades of booze

"Several industrial plants are having to close because energy costs are outstripping revenues and because employees can no longer afford to drive to work at gas prices of five euros a liter..."

'I'll only have one pack of nicotene patches this week. My mate's supposed to be getting me some cheaper ones from abroad.'

'It's a hybrid.'

'This one has a tiny amount of unleaded petrol in it.'

Bank Loans - 'We were looking to buy a tank of petrol.'

'Six gallons of ethanol, three of it corn, two of it sugar cane and the rest cellulosic biomass.'