Fuel Frugality Fan Pillows

'Thanks to the price of gas, I had to go to smaller, cost-efficient, sports car.'

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning a SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

The year 2015. . .Gas: $2.99 a pint.

"Unclean demon, in the name of the saint I command you to leave the spirit of this man and to take from him his unholy desire to drive an SUV!"

Fuel Costs

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

Fuel bill gone through the roof

Fetching some fuel.

'The sick economy isn't why J.B.has cut back on spending. He always was a tightwad.'

"Years of penny-pinching really paid off. The price of copper just went up again."

'Steady...here he comes...wait for it, wait for it...'

'How many miles to the gallon?'

'HA! Your last chance 86 miles back.'

"Woo-hoo!"

"That's too big a pill for me to swallow, Harold!"

There's no real oil emergency...

"He can afford a bigger cage. His old tax forms line the bottom."

"Do you have a dollar menu?"

'Fuel efficiency? I get about three times around the block on a peanut butter sandwich.'

Today, it's chic to be cheap.

Car on bike.

'Ever since we switched from bio-diesel to human beings, the air smells cleaner, the Earth much greener, and the mileage has been unbelievable!'

Please don't run out of gas...

'I asked my doc for a diet plan and it works great - thanks to his usurious bills, I can't afford a car or taxis and that's why I'm losing weight by walking!'

"If only fossil fuels had developed sufficiently, we could have taken the car"

"Why can't we have a proper stairlift?"

Scrooge and his piggy bank

'Green technology?'

'Chapter one. Don't waste your money. Don't buy useless crap like this stupid book'.

'This little baby runs on solar, electric power, hydrogen, bio-fuel...practically anything but gas!'

"Several industrial plants are having to close because energy costs are outstripping revenues and because employees can no longer afford to drive to work at gas prices of five euros a liter..."

'Pain at the pump; is really painful....even when not at the pump!'

"I get about 5 miles to the gallon, my wife and son get the rest"

'The miles per gallon it gets for city driving is an urban legend.'

'I jogged 120 miles last month and drank 3 gallons of wine. At 40 mpg, I'm doing more than my share for the energy crisis.'