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Gas Prices - You Don't Want To Know.

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

'Are we broke yet?'

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Oil shock.

"We're not certain why they disappeared, but archeologists speculate that it may have had something to do with their size."

I think I can...

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

Short Memories

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

"We'd better NOT fill up on Earth - I've heard it's very expensive!"

Used Cars. Think of it this way --- As things fall off, the miles per gallon go up!

The New Modern-Day Lament.

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

"No, I don't have one that runs on Ramen Noodles."

Sports futility vehicles

Pot of Gold...

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning an SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

'America uses 20 million barrels of oil a day. Our profits are up, but is it sustainable? Will consumers run out of money?'

"When are you gonna tell him he's in the protest convoy and not a queue for petrol?"

"It means a chieftain tank of petrol."

EPA Gas Mileage Tests

Gasoline is the devil and it's treading on the world.

"U.S. Imports of foreign fuel are down, Putin's angry rhetoric is up, U.S. gas prices are up, Russian fuel exports are down. . ."

With gas prices soaring, many stations have begun posting EMS teams next to their pumps.

Zero Fuel Taxis