Fuel Trends T-Shirts

'There were queues for petrol, so I panic-bought charcoal briquettes and bags of boiled sweets instead'

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

'Are we broke yet?'

Fuel bill gone through the roof

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

'One thing about being in the drivers seat -- you pay for the gas.'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Oil shock.

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

Natural gas

'Steady...here he comes...wait for it, wait for it...'

'It's a hybrid.'

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

Propane Supply

Gas Prices

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

Domino Effect of Rising Gas Prices.

'Do you have poop points?'

Fill In The Blanks.

'Kiss me twice! I got the raise and 36 MPG, highway!'

'The medical term for your distress is, 'Pain at the Pump' There's a lot of it going around'

The last drop of oil...

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Used Cars. Think of it this way --- As things fall off, the miles per gallon go up!

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

"You wouldn't believe how much it costs to feed eight tiny reindeer."

'Did I mention the gas mileage?!'

'This model gets great gas mileage but is recommended only for the very agile driver.'

'Ever since we switched from bio-diesel to human beings, the air smells cleaner, the Earth much greener, and the mileage has been unbelievable!'

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

History of Gasoline.

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."