Fuel-conscious Driver Gifts

Small Loans For SUV Fuel

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

Underwater on the Car

I think I can...

With their sales slumping due to high gas prices, many RVs are being converted...

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

Short Memories

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

Marv's Preowned Vehicles...That new car smell can kill you! - Buy Used!

Used Cars. Think of it this way --- As things fall off, the miles per gallon go up!

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

Al's Kwiki-Fix Garage. Why is it that when you guys "run over the estimate", you're never backing up? (Published previously on 1/24/2000.)

Cars driving down barcode road.

Hybrid Autos. I've already got a hybrid car --- half of it belongs to me and half to the bank.

The New Modern-Day Lament.

You need a bigger car/You need a smaller car.

'And of course you'll need air-conditioning to cope with global warming.'

"It's a hybrid if you think it is. Runs on gas and the power of positive thinking."

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

"No, I don't have one that runs on Ramen Noodles."

Sports futility vehicles

Turn on the AC

Old Tires are Used to Build New Roads...So Drive Carefully

Pot of Gold...

Gasoline is the devil and it's treading on the world.

'Love the motor home. I just never felt safe driving around in a little van.'

"U.S. Imports of foreign fuel are down, Putin's angry rhetoric is up, U.S. gas prices are up, Russian fuel exports are down. . ."

"It means a chieftain tank of petrol."

'America uses 20 million barrels of oil a day. Our profits are up, but is it sustainable? Will consumers run out of money?'

"When are you gonna tell him he's in the protest convoy and not a queue for petrol?"

EPA Gas Mileage Tests

Gas price rollercoaster.