Fuel Conscious Friend Gifts

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

US Energy Needs.

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Natural gas

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

I think I can...

"We're not certain why they disappeared, but archeologists speculate that it may have had something to do with their size."

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2019

"It's not easy being green…"

With their sales slumping due to high gas prices, many RVs are being converted...

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

SOS of Garbage

"Quite frankly, I don't know why I'm here. I never hired a personal trainer."

Gas prices up.

Short Memories

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

"What a coincidence, this letter complaining about our paper mill polluting the river is written on notepaper printed there...."

'Do you have poop points?'

Randall shows his support of the tiny house movement...

The Easter Bilby

'Anybody else would appreciate a handsome, personable bird picking bugs off his back, but nooo, not you!'

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

Flying Rhino

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

Energy Firm Conference

Used Cars. Think of it this way --- As things fall off, the miles per gallon go up!

You need a bigger car/You need a smaller car.