Fuel Awareness Gifts

Oil Pressure.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

Snake in the grass...

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

I love my motor.

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

"We're not certain why they disappeared, but archeologists speculate that it may have had something to do with their size."

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

EXXON EXTINCTION

With their sales slumping due to high gas prices, many RVs are being converted...

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Jewellers - Show her you love her.

Gas prices up.

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

Short Memories

'Do you have poop points?'

You need a bigger car/You need a smaller car.

Fat Reduction Clinic.

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

'Regular' and 'Fabulous' Gasoline

The New Modern-Day Lament.

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

Behind closed doors at the extremely complicated job of determining gas prices.

'I wouldn't consider you an environmentalist when your hybrid runs on half crude oil and half coal.'

Oil tanker and refinery.

Rising Gas Prices