Fuel Awareness Prints

Oil Pressure.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

Snake in the grass...

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

I love my motor.

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

EXXON EXTINCTION

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

"We're not certain why they disappeared, but archeologists speculate that it may have had something to do with their size."

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Jewellers - Show her you love her.

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

Gas prices up.

Short Memories

'Do you have poop points?'

Fat Reduction Clinic.

You need a bigger car/You need a smaller car.

'Regular' and 'Fabulous' Gasoline

The New Modern-Day Lament.

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

Behind closed doors at the extremely complicated job of determining gas prices.

'I wouldn't consider you an environmentalist when your hybrid runs on half crude oil and half coal.'

Oil tanker and refinery.

Rising Gas Prices

"What - 20 liters of gasoline for me?? Honey, you're crazy! That's way too expensive! A diamond necklace would have been quite enough!"