Fossil Fuel Awareness Gifts

'I wouldn't consider you an environmentalist when your hybrid runs on half crude oil and half coal.'

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

North Pole

Deforestation.

The Environmentalist

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

Polluted geese

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

"We'll always have Paris..."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Man using to much bug spray

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Smokey The Tree"

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

Sport Utility Boot.

Evolution.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

Noise Pollution

Climate Change

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

'What do you want to be if there's any world left when we grow up?'

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.