Carbon Footprint Awareness Gifts

Climate change

"Please buddy, can you spare a carbon credit?"

'No sooner had I gotten over religious guilt when I developed eco-guilt.'

Deforestation.

North Pole

The Environmentalist

Polluted geese

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Climate Change

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

'What do you want to be if there's any world left when we grow up?'

'Maybe there is something in all this global warming stuff.'

Pandora's boxes

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico

"What about my footprint?"

"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."

Climate Change

"So do you still think 'rising sea levels' is a bunch of baloney?"

Electric car

Climate change skeptics.

Climate Conference. I'm glad you enjoyed my speech, but please don't call it the "high-water mark."

"I can hear the sea boiling."

Before Climate Change/After Climate Change

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"