Carbon Footprint Counters Gifts

'I wouldn't consider you an environmentalist when your hybrid runs on half crude oil and half coal.'

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

Evolution.

Earth stove

Environment policy.

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

Sisyphus Sawyer

Ecological balance.

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

"What about my footprint?"

Climate change skeptics.

Dinosaurs ponder fad dieting prior to extinction.

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

Electric car

"Please buddy, can you spare a carbon credit?"

'Will we ever get a morning-after pill for over-eating?'

Methane Emissions

'We do a lot for the ecosystem.'

'Like it? It's my digital vest, it calculates calories, portions and price per pound!'

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

EXXON EXTINCTION

Flooding Review - 'We're holding you responsible...'

'Carb or non-carb section?'

Business revolution begins.

'I wonder if everyone else is making as much effort as us to reduce global warming.'

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

"The people who hate trucks as environmentally destructive traffic obstacles and think that drivers are grubby idiots are waiting for their goods!"

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."