Carbon Footprint Gifts

Eco Town 5 miles ahead.

'I wonder if everyone else is making as much effort as us to reduce global warming.'

'Excuse me, is this cutlery carbon neutral?'

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

2 trilobites; 'So what are you going to be when you die - oil or gas?'

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

Evolution.

Earth stove

Environment policy.

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

Ecological balance.

"What about my footprint?"

Climate change skeptics.

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

Electric car

"Please buddy, can you spare a carbon credit?"

EXXON EXTINCTION

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

Methane Emissions

Flooding Review - 'We're holding you responsible...'

Business revolution begins.

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

Stop Global Warming

Turning the switch on the environment.

"The people who hate trucks as environmentally destructive traffic obstacles and think that drivers are grubby idiots are waiting for their goods!"

"If I give up drinking...will you give up global warming?"

Each of you attending this climate conference will receive a copy of my 9,000-page study on how e-mail has saved millions of trees.

'Surely the most environment-friendly holiday is staying at home.'

Global Warming.

"We are so totally doomed."