Fuel Efficiency Gifts

'Did I mention the gas mileage?!'

"Every new car comes with your own backyard drilling rights."

Car Pools.

'This model gets great gas mileage but is recommended only for the very agile driver.'

"The new 4x4x4x4x4."

'-and it does four filling stations to the gallon'

'The money we're saved on gas paid for Jim's leg when he tripped over the cord.'

"Would you like to memorialize this expensive tank of gas with a receipt?"

'It comes with it's own oil well.'

'How many gallons per mile?'

'Ever since we switched from bio-diesel to human beings, the air smells cleaner, the Earth much greener, and the mileage has been unbelievable!'

'Ugh! Look at the bloody price of petrol...'

'Would you consider a swap?'

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

'It's official - seventy miles per gallon.'

Gas Mileage/ Gadget.

"Clean your wallet, Sir?"

"It isn't that I mind driving around, but I'm only getting seven miles to the gallon."

Size Matters.

Gas guzzler.

'When is everyone else going to be driven off the road?'

'I had to quit smoking because I can't afford the gas for the Zippo!'

'What do you need bud? Crack, speed, smack, gas.'

Gas price rollercoaster.

Fuel bill gone through the roof

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

"I don't think I can click that fast."

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

Smaller car beats SUV on fuel consumption.

"The car is smart, but he's not. Apparently, he doesn't listen to it when it says it needs gas."

"...and the low fuel consumption means the more driving you do the more you save."

'When are you going to get rid of that gas guzzler!'

'This one get 40 miles per gallon.'

"I use to drive 30 miles to work and 30 miles back. Yup...those were the days."

"58 M.P.G. easy.."