Fuel Efficiency Seeker Gifts

Gas station pumps: 'Regular' and 'Irregular'

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"Our new information management system has just worked out where we wasted most money last year. . . It was on the new information management system."

Fuel bill gone through the roof

'Come on, Walter, you're wasting out time! Stop using complete sentences!'

'See here, Flanigan ? what's this I hear about you going over my head to the computer?'

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

Oil shock.

'This isn't the meeting. This is the pre-premeeting to talk about when to meet and plan the meeting.'

The new electronic system is efficient, but the garage had to sacrifice parking spaces for it.

"Hey, it's me. I just sent you a text message responding to your e-mail saying that I should IM you."

'It's a hybrid.'

I think I can...

The Heating Oil Problem.

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

'Good news, Perkins! We're finally getting an automatic postage machine!'

Self Service Island

Short Memories

I don't consider it "multitasking" when you have to do the same task over and over to get it right!

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

Used Cars. Think of it this way --- As things fall off, the miles per gallon go up!

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

The New Modern-Day Lament.

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"