Fuel Seeker Gifts

'We'd like a GPS device that would direct us to affordable gas.'

Don't tell me not to burn the candle at both ends. Tell me where to get more wax!

Self Service Island

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'He lives for his holidays.'

Ancient Racing

Low-Energy Drinks

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Bob's Driving School.

If you're happy and you know it...

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

He likes to make work fun

Pesky students.

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

Too much monkey business...

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

'Bring me some more power.'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

"You used to be a lot more fun."

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."