Fuel Fortune Seeker Gifts

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

US Energy Needs.

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

Bio Fuels.

'The crystal ball says to buy and the 8-Ball says to sell.'

Man sees 'Palm Readings and Stock Projections' business window

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

Golden Eggs.

Solar Cars

Gambling on office building construction

"Trepanning for gold"

'Risky? Good lord no! We're going to make a fortune!'

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

Share Prices - "Due to a delay in installing our new computer price system, I can give you an answer immediately."

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

"I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'."

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

'I know that you've come away with a small fortune. But you went in with a big one!'

Your Winning Lottery Numbers Told: 'If they are really what you say - how come you can only afford a tent?'

Self Service Island

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

"I see a red cape, oh wait, be warned: There's a sword hidden under it!"

Gas prices up.

"Sometimes I like to think back and reminisce about tomorrow."

"Let's save some time, shall we?... Yes, no, for about five years, since I was a small boy, yes, I can start on Monday. Thanks, bye."

"At you age I had already started a Pension Pot."

Fortune teller predicts a bigger family for worried parents.

'According to your love line, I should be calling a cop right now!'

'Of course, it's marvellous news! Absolutely marvellous! My Word! A national lottery winner! Wonderful stroke of luck!'