Fuel Fortune Seeker Gifts

Pot of Gold.

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

US Energy Needs.

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

Bio Fuels.

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

'The crystal ball says to buy and the 8-Ball says to sell.'

Man sees 'Palm Readings and Stock Projections' business window

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

Solar Cars

Golden Eggs.

Gambling on office building construction

"Trepanning for gold"

'Risky? Good lord no! We're going to make a fortune!'

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

Share Prices - "Due to a delay in installing our new computer price system, I can give you an answer immediately."

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

Fortune teller predicts a bigger family for worried parents.

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

'I know that you've come away with a small fortune. But you went in with a big one!'

"Forget about tall and handsome. What about portfolio 10 year highs and lows?"

Your Winning Lottery Numbers Told: 'If they are really what you say - how come you can only afford a tent?'

'Of course, it's marvellous news! Absolutely marvellous! My Word! A national lottery winner! Wonderful stroke of luck!'

"Let's save some time, shall we?... Yes, no, for about five years, since I was a small boy, yes, I can start on Monday. Thanks, bye."

"Sometimes I like to think back and reminisce about tomorrow."

"I see a red cape, oh wait, be warned: There's a sword hidden under it!"

Self Service Island

"At you age I had already started a Pension Pot."

'According to your love line, I should be calling a cop right now!'