Fuel Efficiency Seeker T-Shirts

Gas station pumps: 'Regular' and 'Irregular'

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"Our new information management system has just worked out where we wasted most money last year. . . It was on the new information management system."

Fuel bill gone through the roof

'Come on, Walter, you're wasting out time! Stop using complete sentences!'

'See here, Flanigan ? what's this I hear about you going over my head to the computer?'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

Oil shock.

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

'This isn't the meeting. This is the pre-premeeting to talk about when to meet and plan the meeting.'

"Hey, it's me. I just sent you a text message responding to your e-mail saying that I should IM you."

The new electronic system is efficient, but the garage had to sacrifice parking spaces for it.

I think I can...

'It's a hybrid.'

The Heating Oil Problem.

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

'Good news, Perkins! We're finally getting an automatic postage machine!'

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

Self Service Island

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

Short Memories

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

The New Modern-Day Lament.

'Kiss me twice! I got the raise and 36 MPG, highway!'

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"