Fuel Economy Finder T-Shirts

'The nice thing about our car is we double its value when we fill it up with gas.'

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

'Are we broke yet?'

Fuel bill gone through the roof

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Oil shock.

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

The Heating Oil Problem.

I think I can...

'It's a hybrid.'

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

Short Memories

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

'Kiss me twice! I got the raise and 36 MPG, highway!'

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

The New Modern-Day Lament.

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

'What luck!'

'Did I mention the gas mileage?!'

'This model gets great gas mileage but is recommended only for the very agile driver.'

'Ever since we switched from bio-diesel to human beings, the air smells cleaner, the Earth much greener, and the mileage has been unbelievable!'

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

Project Supreme Fuel Efficiency

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

"It means a chieftain tank of petrol."

'This one get 40 miles per gallon.'

'Your honor, when considering sentencing please note that my client drove a hybrid car that gets 80 MPG.'