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'What luck!'

Two men searching for petrol in the desert cross paths.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

'It's a hybrid.'

SUV's Off A Gas-Price Cliff

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

'I can lend 100% on the new car, but only 70% on the tank of gas.'

Gas prices up.

"Suzie, c'mon - doesn't matter where we're going - dad says gas prices are down and we have to go somewhere now."

Self Service Island

'Do you have poop points?'

'It's a simple case of supply and demand. We demand, you supply!'

'I just want to find out where my apprentice left my favorite drill.'

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'Kiss me twice! I got the raise and 36 MPG, highway!'

"No one knows what he does, but it's rumored that he's the guy who sets global oil prices."

'Did I mention the gas mileage?!'

Price of crude oil rockets!

'This model gets great gas mileage but is recommended only for the very agile driver.'

Rising Gas Prices

"Fifty miles to the gallon. Sixty, if you get out and push."

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

Project Supreme Fuel Efficiency

'With petrol prices so high these days, Master is riding his bicycle a lot: Not many car rides for us...'

'Now if everyone in Britain drove a car like that, we could save our planet!'

'Imagine how much we're saving on gas.'

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

Leaded and Unleaded Petrol.

"OPEC tighten the screws. the Larned A. Corys are ready."

The Good News...