Futuristic Fuel Finder T-Shirts

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Bio Fuels.

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

I think I can...

Solar Cars

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

Self Service Island

Gas prices up.

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

'Do you have poop points?'

Bush short-term energy policy.

"Norman still runs on leaded petrol."

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

Used Cars. Think of it this way --- As things fall off, the miles per gallon go up!

'What luck!'

EPA Gas Mileage Tests

Oil Profits

The Future

Leaded and Unleaded Petrol.

"No, I don't have one that runs on Ramen Noodles."

"It means a chieftain tank of petrol."

Perpetual motion car

Gas: We proudly sell only American drilled petroleum products.

'The nice thing about our car is we double its value when we fill it up with gas.'

Oil on Mars.

'We'd like a GPS device that would direct us to affordable gas.'

Grades of booze

Peak Oil and its effect on car design.

'The bailiffs took my car away yesterday, and I didn't even have a chance to siphon out the petrol.'

The Gas Guzzler

Labor Day

'How much to let the fenders out a little?'

'Unleaded essential users only, police, fire, rubber dingy salesmen'

Luigi's - Single Shot, Double Shot, Rapid Fire.