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Back to work...

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

Snooze buttons for cat owners

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

"How about a little more coffee?"

So Far So Good

'Wow what graphics.'

Rating the Sunset

Sunrise and Sunset

"It's another day, Phil. Planning to suit up?"

"It's time to wake up!"

'I'd like something with a high amount of vegetable protein, a bit of glucose or dextroe for energy, and some fiber.' 'One peanut butter and jelly on toast.'

I am coffee and I need more coffee

While doing routine recon over the pacific ocean, lietenants Cromwell and Olsen make a startling discovery.

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

Brain Sunrise

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

"I'm more of a day owl."

'Gravity wins - again.'

"Is it safe to come out yet?"

Self Service Island

Sunrise on Mount Hibachi

When Coffee Is Not Enough

'Sorry I'm late - My sundial didn't go off.'

"Mine is a dairy farmer: He's up way before dawn every day..."

Later that same day.