Fuel Hunter T-Shirts

Pump and run.

"Looks like we found the issue."

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

US Energy Needs.

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

"She said they were going out back to look for dinosaurs."

Gas prices up.

Self Service Island

"Can you give us another formula? We aired this visual yesterday."

'Do you have poop points?'

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'What luck!'

Dinosaur Wishbone

"Actually, the 24/7 Roadside Assistance kinda makes up for the 24/7 vehicle depreciation."

Diesel Prices

Leaded and Unleaded Petrol.

Wall Street Hens

'Petrol-head trilobite dreams of his future.'

Oil Profits

Gas: We proudly sell only American drilled petroleum products.

'We'd like a GPS device that would direct us to affordable gas.'

Petrol.

Petrol Prices: If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

"... I slow for petrol"

Supreme Gas

Luigi's - Single Shot, Double Shot, Rapid Fire.

"I just worry that it's affecting our work."

Grades of booze

'Unleaded essential users only, police, fire, rubber dingy salesmen'

'Here's your problem - you need more air in your tires for better gas mileage...'