Fuel Hunter T-Shirts

Pump and run.

"Looks like we found the issue."

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

US Energy Needs.

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

Self Service Island

"She said they were going out back to look for dinosaurs."

"Can you give us another formula? We aired this visual yesterday."

Gas prices up.

'Do you have poop points?'

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'What luck!'

"Actually, the 24/7 Roadside Assistance kinda makes up for the 24/7 vehicle depreciation."

Oil Profits

Wall Street Hens

'Petrol-head trilobite dreams of his future.'

Dinosaur Wishbone

Diesel Prices

Leaded and Unleaded Petrol.

ATM at gas station.

Gas: We proudly sell only American drilled petroleum products.

'We'd like a GPS device that would direct us to affordable gas.'

'Unleaded essential users only, police, fire, rubber dingy salesmen'

Petrol.

"Ever wonder if these are loaded with antioxidants?"

Luigi's - Single Shot, Double Shot, Rapid Fire.

Supreme Gas

"I just worry that it's affecting our work."

Petrol Prices: If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

'Here's your problem - you need more air in your tires for better gas mileage...'

"... I slow for petrol"