Futuristic Fuel Finder Prints

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Bio Fuels.

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

Solar Cars

I think I can...

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

Gas prices up.

Self Service Island

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

'Do you have poop points?'

Bush short-term energy policy.

"Norman still runs on leaded petrol."

"Forget the pension and health care - do I get gas money?"

'What luck!'

The Future

Oil Profits

Perpetual motion car

Leaded and Unleaded Petrol.

"No, I don't have one that runs on Ramen Noodles."

EPA Gas Mileage Tests

"It means a chieftain tank of petrol."

Gas: We proudly sell only American drilled petroleum products.

'The nice thing about our car is we double its value when we fill it up with gas.'

Oil on Mars.

'We'd like a GPS device that would direct us to affordable gas.'

'Unleaded essential users only, police, fire, rubber dingy salesmen'

The Gas Guzzler

Labor Day

'The bailiffs took my car away yesterday, and I didn't even have a chance to siphon out the petrol.'

'How much to let the fenders out a little?'

Luigi's - Single Shot, Double Shot, Rapid Fire.

Grades of booze