Fuel Price Follower T-Shirts

'Psst! Fancy a nice drop of 4 star gov, very reasonable?'

"'Eau de diesel' darling, you SHOULDN'T have."

Petrol Prices

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

Ethanol and foreign oil.

It's the biofuel generation.

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

'Steady...here he comes...wait for it, wait for it...'

'Probably to put in his tank!'

SUV's Off A Gas-Price Cliff

Domino Effect of Rising Gas Prices.

Fill In The Blanks.

"I be feelin' a mighty hot wind..."

'The medical term for your distress is, 'Pain at the Pump' There's a lot of it going around'

'Price at the pumps.' 'Glass of wine then?'

"No one knows what he does, but it's rumored that he's the guy who sets global oil prices."

History of Gasoline.

"Dang. . . this certainly means that fuel prices will rise again. . ."

Gas Prices

Low oil prices.

ATM at gas station.

'Boss, when fuel prices go down, will we go back to using our corporate jet again?'

'Service is just a pastime, pal - my job is to collect taxes.'

"We'll be there soon, dear. Your dad will only be pushing us until gas prices go down..."

'Our high prices have helped lower highway fatalities, but do we get any thanks? No.'

Petrol Prices: If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

Transporter Strikes in Spain

'He's staying up to change the sign as price hikes happen!'

When Newt Colonizes the Moon...

World Demand Price Up

Used Cars. The price of gas is $3.30 a gallon. The price of this baby is only $2.59 a pound.

Expensive fuel costs make driving large vehicles costly.

He asked for it!

'If the petrol doesn't go down, the government will have to introduce welfare for families with six cylinders or more.'

Not Just in Russia, Sanctions Come to You