Fuel Economy Finder Pillows

'The nice thing about our car is we double its value when we fill it up with gas.'

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

Fuel bill gone through the roof

'Are we broke yet?'

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

Oil shock.

'It's a hybrid.'

I think I can...

The Heating Oil Problem.

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

Short Memories

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

'Kiss me twice! I got the raise and 36 MPG, highway!'

The New Modern-Day Lament.

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

Used Cars. Think of it this way --- As things fall off, the miles per gallon go up!

'What luck!'

'Did I mention the gas mileage?!'

'This model gets great gas mileage but is recommended only for the very agile driver.'

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

Project Supreme Fuel Efficiency

'Ever since we switched from bio-diesel to human beings, the air smells cleaner, the Earth much greener, and the mileage has been unbelievable!'

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

'This one get 40 miles per gallon.'

"U.S. Imports of foreign fuel are down, Putin's angry rhetoric is up, U.S. gas prices are up, Russian fuel exports are down. . ."