Energy Consumption Gifts

Market. I accept that inflation is fueled by high gas prices, but does it have to get such good mileage?

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

Low-Energy Drinks

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

That one has all the batteries!

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

AA Meeting Here Today

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

The Not-So Smart Meter

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

'It's cheaper than gas.'

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

"Don't you think it's time you turned off those lights?"

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

The Monitor is going to sleep.

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

"Here's the problem."

"What about my footprint?"

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'