Energy Consumption Gifts

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

Low-Energy Drinks

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

The Not-So Smart Meter

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

AA Meeting Here Today

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

'It's cheaper than gas.'

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

The Monitor is going to sleep.

'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

"Here's the problem."

"What about my footprint?"

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'