Energy Gifts

'This is our consultant on geothermal energy.'

' Nuclear power'

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

A man about to plug in a lamp looks at electric sockets on the wall that say 'Solar,' 'Hydro Electric' and 'Nuclear.'

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

"You ordered a tanker load, remember?" "I meant one of these!" (pointing to tiny oil tank).

"Welcome to the panel of wave and tidal experts."

'At last! An energy bill we can understand.'

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

Half Price Oil Barrels

"I had a nightmare that oul and gas had become alternative energy sources."

falling oil prices bargain barrel

Candle company meeting - 'The good news is we make record sales every time there's a blackout.'

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

"When did the Fergusons start hydrofracking?"

I don't know what it is, doc,,, I just keep going and going and going,,,

Men looking at oil rig - "Are they supposed to take off like that?"

'We're pleased to announce we're doing a government study to find out just who regulates the electric industry.'

'Do you have poop points?'

'Robert has had it with OPEC.'

'Nuclear is certainly more dangerous than green.'

Oilfields.

'It's a simple case of supply and demand. We demand, you supply!'

'It's solar powered so it might take a while.'

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

China Syndrome.

Demand For Oil

'Oil-iver' asking for more

"Gas, is it the future?"

OPEC - Oil Pricks Engaged in Conspiracy.

The Bush ethanol bandwagon.

Putin

Oil supply.