Energy Pillows

'This is our consultant on geothermal energy.'

' Nuclear power'

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

A man about to plug in a lamp looks at electric sockets on the wall that say 'Solar,' 'Hydro Electric' and 'Nuclear.'

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

'At last! An energy bill we can understand.'

"You ordered a tanker load, remember?" "I meant one of these!" (pointing to tiny oil tank).

"Welcome to the panel of wave and tidal experts."

"When did the Fergusons start hydrofracking?"

Half Price Oil Barrels

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

"I had a nightmare that oul and gas had become alternative energy sources."

Candle company meeting - 'The good news is we make record sales every time there's a blackout.'

falling oil prices bargain barrel

'We're pleased to announce we're doing a government study to find out just who regulates the electric industry.'

I don't know what it is, doc,,, I just keep going and going and going,,,

'Do you have poop points?'

'Robert has had it with OPEC.'

Men looking at oil rig - "Are they supposed to take off like that?"

'Nuclear is certainly more dangerous than green.'

China Syndrome.

'It's a simple case of supply and demand. We demand, you supply!'

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

'Oil-iver' asking for more

'It's solar powered so it might take a while.'

Demand For Oil

Oilfields.

"Gas, is it the future?"

Putin

"Uh, oh...the later it gets the more money I spend, the better she's looking."

The Bush ethanol bandwagon.

'I'm having an energy crisis.'