Energy Resources Pillows

Vladimir Putin's Weapon

'Oil! Uranium! Coal! This is the best Christmas ever!'

Draining the World of Oil

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

'I felt the earth move as well, it's the Fracking operation up the road.'

Oil dependence.

Why the West is really bothered with Afghanistan.

Oil and the Middle East

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

Environmentalist Brainstorm

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

US Energy Needs.

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

"Here's the problem."

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

Critical Ethanol report

Is this what they call inherent safety?

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

Ethanol and foreign oil.

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

"Gas, is it the future?"