Energy Exploration Pillows

'At a conservative estimate, there's five billion gallons of shale gas under your lower molars.'

'Well it is listed but that's mainly down to the local fracking.'

Headline Writing Dept. Ernie, what's your headline for the story about oil getting harder to find and extract? "Fewer Facile Fossil Fuels."

What a lousy day --- 18 holes, all under par! He's an oil driller.

FRAAACK!: "Excuse me."

Oil Rig

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Captain in a storm

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Shark infested custard!

"Mom lets me eat my fill of junk food as long as I can pronounce all the chemical ingredients."

Batman O' War

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

Now if we can just figure out how to use this to power that.

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

Guide fish.

"Here's the problem."

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

"Welcome."

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"