Alternative Energy Explorer Pillows

"TV bioenergy, I like it!"

'Eureka! I found a way to convert spam into electricity!'

Desert Island Wind Farm

Self help acupuncture

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

"All I take anymore is mushrooms for my anxiety, ketamine for my depression, and ibuprofen for the goblins constantly eating my feet."

"Here's the problem."

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Ethanol and foreign oil.

Plasma Ball

Is this what they call inherent safety?

'But I'm not tired yet!!!'

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

The oil trap.

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

We at pharmacorp are 100% behind the benefits of spiritual and artistic therapies which is why we've developed 'megazymol' to enhance the experience!

Biofuel - a solution or...?

'I told you that roof turbine salesman was too pushy.'

'Hybrid technology does make me feel safer.'

"I brought in Ron to help us reach an untapped resource."

Benjamin Franklin.

Nuclear energy.

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

"I told you Science was fun!"

Flo figured that since she was using medical marijuana during chemo, she might as well go hippy retro.

"I guess I always wanted to be an electrician. As a little boy, I ran away to join the circuits."

I'm not just jumping on the bed. I'm perfecting bedspring-cusion calasthentics!

The log burner is good for the environment, but the chainsaw isn't.

Nikola Tesla