Alternative Energy Explorer Gifts

"TV bioenergy, I like it!"

'Eureka! I found a way to convert spam into electricity!'

Desert Island Wind Farm

Self help acupuncture

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

"All I take anymore is mushrooms for my anxiety, ketamine for my depression, and ibuprofen for the goblins constantly eating my feet."

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

Now if we can just figure out how to use this to power that.

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

"Here's the problem."

Plasma Ball

Ethanol and foreign oil.

Is this what they call inherent safety?

'But I'm not tired yet!!!'

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

The oil trap.

We at pharmacorp are 100% behind the benefits of spiritual and artistic therapies which is why we've developed 'megazymol' to enhance the experience!

'Hybrid technology does make me feel safer.'

'I told you that roof turbine salesman was too pushy.'

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

Biofuel - a solution or...?

Nuclear energy.

"I brought in Ron to help us reach an untapped resource."

Benjamin Franklin.

Flo figured that since she was using medical marijuana during chemo, she might as well go hippy retro.

"I told you Science was fun!"

"I guess I always wanted to be an electrician. As a little boy, I ran away to join the circuits."