The 2.5% Solution
Energy Issues Gifts
Searching for a thoughtful yet funny gift for someone facing energy issues? Our collection features witty designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate their journey and bring a smile to their face.
Senator, what's you plan to address $100-a-barrel oil? Use smaller barrels!
'What the frack!'
Celebrate Our Independence Day.
Hot Water: Sorry Out of Use
"I propose to ban the word 'winter' in Europe."
Winter 2022
"The cause of your illness is the approaching winter."
Blackouts in Cuba
Safe US Oil Independence by Train
Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.
"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."
"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."
"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"
"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."
Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders
'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'
Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.
"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."
US Energy Needs.
"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."
Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.
'There's a renewable source the government should use.'
"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."
"Here's the problem."
'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'
After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger
Is this what they call inherent safety?
'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'
"Gas, is it the future?"
"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."
Where clean coal comes from.
Industrial Beautification van
Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.
"Woo-hoo!"
Energy Issues Gifts Collection
Energy Issues Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that address energy issues with humor—perfect for starting the day on a lighter note.
Energy Issues Pillows
Snuggle up with pillows that bring a humorous touch to energy challenges—great for comfort and laughter.
Energy Issues Prints
Decorate your space with prints that acknowledge energy issues in a fun and stylish way—speak your truth with art.
Energy Issues T-Shirts
Check out our witty t-shirts that embrace energy struggles with humor—ideal for casual wear and spreading positivity.