Energy Challenges Gifts

'Maybe it's not just the oil - maybe the price of barrels has gone up too.'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

Cycling with a harp case

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

The Not-So Smart Meter

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

Fuel bill gone through the roof

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

Nuclear generation of energy.

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

City Windfarms.

"Neversource"

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

"Here's the problem."

'When I think of all this sunshine going to waste...'

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

"In a move sure to revolutionize the industry, Lincoln Middle School is using Halloween candy energy levels to offset costs in November, December and January."

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

Is this what they call inherent safety?

Sustainability

'Since hooking our generators up to your exercise machines, we've cut our fuel consumption by 25.'