Energy Issues Mugs

'What the frack!'

Celebrate Our Independence Day.

Hot Water: Sorry Out of Use

"I propose to ban the word 'winter' in Europe."

Winter 2022

"The cause of your illness is the approaching winter."

Blackouts in Cuba

Safe US Oil Independence by Train

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

US Energy Needs.

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

"Here's the problem."

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

Is this what they call inherent safety?

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

"Gas, is it the future?"

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

Industrial Beautification van

"It's work! Look! My plan is working!"

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

Remote controlled 'Global Warming'

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

BP Greed Credentials - huge profits and cuts to environmental promises.