Oil Optimist Gifts

'So how much petrol do you want to buy?'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

'We're quite confident this lull won't last long.'

To Stock Exchange

"Take no notice, Blendie, it's just Brent, being his usual, crude..."

"All of the economic indicators I've seen are pointing up."

"But, pop, I hardly expected the oil price bust to affect my allowance."

Fuels paradise.

The Oil of Iran

Learning from economics

"Some say we can't go on making millions forever, but I think they're wrong!"

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

'And to what do you attribute your bullishness?'

"I be feelin' a mighty hot wind..."

'Odd as it may seem, it needs oil.'

'Look, a dollar! Pick it up so we can scoop up that blob of oil!'

Rising Oil Prices.

History of Gasoline.

Ship's anchor with drainplug.

Spin for Oil.

Hooked . . . to oil.

Low oil prices.

"I used to love the sight of zeros."

Improvised Economic Device

ATM at gas station.

The only way to get a rain free British holiday is to camp above the clouds.

'You've got to overcome your dependency on fossil fuels.'

Blood and oil on African soil

Vikings cannot pillage the U.S. Oil Biz

"Yes, that's good news, but it's a long way to go for oil!"

"You say you were robbed? Could you describe the culprit?"

'I prefer to look at the market as half bull.'

Hassan Rouhani

"Thanks all the same, but I'm heading west."