Oil Tycoon Watcher Pillows

'America uses 20 million barrels of oil a day. Our profits are up, but is it sustainable? Will consumers run out of money?'

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

'Let's call him lucky!'

Libyan Crude Oil

Car Breast-Feeding

BP Waiter: Dinner is served!

Goopco Oil Co. What a party! They're having a contest to see who the crudest oil molecule is!

What We're Fighting For

"Take no notice, Blendie, it's just Brent, being his usual, crude..."

The Heating Oil Problem.

Venezuela: 'He's got Castro's kicking style.'

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

The Oil of Iran

Virgin Olive Oil. Not-Virgin-But-Has-A-Heart-Of-Gold Olive Oil.

Short Memories

'Simmons is our expert in oil stocks.'

Venezuela, Saudi Arabia, Russia and Qatar agree to freeze oil production

'a fine mess you've got us into...'

Contemporary U.S. soldiers right an oil derrick.

"I do feel a lot better since we switched to the trans-fat free oil."

"I'm afraid the discovery of oil on your property will drive the price of your home down."

Big Oil Destroys the World

Expensive oil.

Libyan Oil

Improvised Economic Device

Gas: We proudly sell only American drilled petroleum products.

"Petro-dollars do not grow on trees, my son."

'What do you call it when you go to war for oil?' 'Sheikonomics?'

"Oh, the humanity!"

Gore sells Current TV to Al Jazeera, oil financed company.

'Do you work for Rupert Murdoch, too?'

"I've done the math...it's all right here! We pull out Iraq and use that money to subsidize the oil companies, and...!!"

Oil War